Buffy Virgin

I've never seen Buffy the Vampire Slayer. But for whatever reason all my friends are fanatics. In this podcast, I watch a TV show about kids in high school with my best friends from high school. 20 years later.
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Jun 20, 2018

We discuss the episode that the Buffy community considers to be the worst with special guest Jason Cooper

8:24 Summary
10:22 Great Lines
12:53 Kill Count
13:32 Weird Noticings & Trivia
54:00 Recommendations
1:09:37 Virgin Predictions

Jun 6, 2018
In this episode:
1 Human (maybe gets killed)
1 Demon gets stopped
1 Kid in a halloween mask gets punched in the face
Anya’s 3rd hair color
3rd Uncle Rory mention
We address the Demon Mixtape from the previous episode, learn that Joss had bigger plans for Sunday, and ask ourselves "Did Giles call Buffy a bitch in Living Conditions?"
We recommend DVD for Season 4 (vs. Hulu) – we remember Joyce’s friend Pat (when Joyce doesn’t) and ask:
Are Buffy and Hellboy similar characters?
Which haunted house scare works the best on you?
In episode: Fantasia, Phantasm, Abbot & Costello meet Frankenstein
Denis Recommendations: House on Haunted Hill + Cabin in the Woods
May 30, 2018
Buffy is a place of negotiation for experiencing and expressing emotions and this ep does a great job of manipulating them. 
Is Harmony/Spike like a divorced older man with a younger woman? Should Giles have died at the end of Season 3? Is Parker a poorly made John Cusack clone?
May 22, 2018

Buffy faces her greatest challenge yet: Not Sid the Wily Dairy Gnome, but Kathy the Evil Roommate Monster!

Mike hosts this episode of Buffy Virgin while Denis is on business in Japan, and we are joined by special guest Audrey who shares the perils of bad roommates and secret admirers. 

May 15, 2018

Buffy goes to college!  We find out which member of the Scooby Gang can't hack Pop Culture Studies, and which member of the Buffy Virgin Gang actually owned a Klimt poster.

May 8, 2018

Another season has come and gone! Before we charge off to college, the Buffy Virgin gang discusses the best and worst of season 3, and which Buffy character deserves to die for his crimes, ass well as fantasize about Buffy alternate universes, and discuss Michael's predictions for what will happen next...

May 1, 2018

We survived high school!  We survived watching a show about high school with our friends from high school!


The Buffy Virgin gang wraps up season three with Graduation, and an extra special summary in which Michael raps the events of the episode for us!

Apr 17, 2018

Buffy gets dumped by her boyfriend just before prom. Of course, it's Sunnydale, so prom means monsters. 

 Meanwhile, the Buffy Virgin crew recounts some Prom horror stories of their own. 

Apr 10, 2018

By the watcher's council! The gang reviews Buffy season three, episode nineteen: Choices!

Oz makes mike cry, choosing a college is stressful, and returning guest David Yoder is the most comic-book educated man in the world!

Apr 6, 2018

Who is the secret killer who stalks the halls of Sunnydale High School?

What would you do if you could read minds?

Who would hire a James Bond impersonator for a private party?

The Buffy Virgin Crew tackles the difficult questions!

Mar 27, 2018

This is a supplemental episode in which Michael discusses his process for producing rap music written from the point of view of the one and only Xander Harris.

Mar 20, 2018

Who gets a brand new Playstation? Who gets a room temperature glass of milk?  And who gets to stab Sunnydale's most pathetic demon?  It's Faith!  

Mar 6, 2018

This episode of Buffy Virgin is brought to you by Archive of Our Own.

Willow gets to meet her vampire-twin from another dimension and hilarity ensues. Meanwhile, the Buffy Virgin Podcast crew wonders how much weightlifting would be required before we would sleep with ourselves.

Feb 14, 2018

It's time to spray on Cultural Mist and ask the tough questions! Is Faith a monster? The gloves are off. Lawyers are called in.

Feb 2, 2018

Oh, it’s the Eliminati. Giles meets the new watcher. Buffy gives being Faith a try. And then there's that disappointed demon in the hot tub.   

Jan 25, 2018

This show is produced by someone who has not finished watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer – any mistakes, errors, omissions are due to a misunderstanding of what should happen next.

The Zeppo is a Xander-focused episode you know, the one where Xander finds out he’s useless –

Xander tries to compensate by borrowing his uncle rory’s car, and ends up being the wheelman for a zombie gang. while everyone keeps telling him he’s useless, then he saves faith, who decides to fuck him, and then stops a bomb from blowing up Sunnydale High and then Oz eats someone

it’s what might normally would be a B-Story treated like an A-Story, while Buffy Giles Willow and Angel try to close the hellmouth

Jan 16, 2018

Buffy loves the Ice Show..and has daddy issues. Faith is on a "walkabout". Giles betrays Buffy's trust. The Watcher Council gets creepy. Buffy turns 18.

Jan 11, 2018

Willow’s coven is putting together a protection spell, but the tools she’s using feel a lot more sinister than those that one might use for protection. There’s no connection between the supposedly murdered kids and teenagers. 

Parents only get interested in their kids when they want
to find out what’s going on when they want to play a trick. Willow’s mom is a hypocrite.

And final question: Who is getting skinned in this town?

Dec 23, 2017

Just in time for the holiday – it's a Buffy Christmas! But it's the First Evil instead of Santa Claus. Oz gets a chance to prove that he is a superior human being, Angel tries to kill himself, and a special guest edits the podcast. 


Dec 13, 2017

Cordelia wishes Buffy never came to Sunnydale and we get to party at the Bronze with Dark Willow and the Master. Viewed objectively, the alternative timeline isn’t that much better than the original.

Dec 6, 2017

What’s classier than bowling? Snooker or Trivia. Everyone needs an anti-love spell. Travis makes some strange predictions.

We hate people that are good at tests but don’t study. Spike Returns. Buffy is the Rosetta Stone of modern entertainment.

And Buffy has her first funeral.

Ties are severed. Unretractable things are said.

Spike figures out what to do next.

Think about Excess Baggage sometime.
Buffy Virgin, Michael Poley, Horror comics cartoonist, Denis St. John, Buffy Enthusiast John Landis and special guest, Pop Culture Writer Stacy Stevenson talking about Revelations.

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Nov 21, 2017

You're an idiot isn't advice. The Watcher's Council seems pretty disorganized. More Buffy/Faith slash fiction. And there's a magical glove you can never take off after you put it on.

Buffy Virgin, Michael Poley, Horror comics cartoonist, Denis St. John, Buffy Enthusiast John Landis and special guest, Pop Culture Writer Stacy Stevenson talking about Revelations.

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Nov 16, 2017

Buffy stabs a vamp with a pencil. Trick and the Mayor team up with Ethan Rayne to distribute candy. Angel is a shirtless man of Tai Chi. And that fan fiction moment happens when Joyce and Giles finally hook up for the first and last time.

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Nov 8, 2017
Willow and Xander makeout while Buffy and Cordelia makeup. There are tracking devices on the corsages. 
Oct 31, 2017

Oz spends the night in the library cage and Xander pretends to be responsible. This is that Jekyll & Hyde episode that does a poor job telling us how to deal with domestic abuse and alcoholism. Faith's sexual euphemisms get out of control. Mr. Platt gets only one scene. 

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Film Recommendations:“I’m 5 by 5, B, living entirely large”

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